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{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}

{"fact":"Cats don\u2019t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.","length":107}

{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}

{"fact":"The chlorine in fresh tap water irritates sensitive parts of the cat's nose. Let tap water sit for 24 hours before giving it to a cat.","length":134}

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{"fact":"Cheetahs do not roar, as the other big cats do. Instead, they purr.","length":67}

{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}

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