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Trippy Notes for Bass is the first solo album by bassist Doug Wimbish, released on August 24, 1999 by On-U Sound Records. On March 3, 2008, the album was re-issued as Trippy Notes for Bass & Remixes on Dude Records.
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A bush band is a group of musicians that play Australian bush ballads. A similar bush band tradition is also found in New Zealand.
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Livia Puljak is a Croatian scientist and associate professor at the Faculty of Medicine in Split. She is the head of the Department of Histology and Embryology, Faculty of Medicine, Split.
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