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Rip It Out, is an extended play album by American rock band thelastplaceyoulook. It was released on December 30, 2013 and produced by thelastplaceyoulook and Matt Novesky. The first single is \"Rip it Out,\" and also features a rock cover of Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball.
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