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Bischofsherrschaft or \"episcopal rule\" refers to a phenomenon that occurred predominantly in late antique Gaul, where the episcopate was also of secular importance, as well as the particularity of an increased occupation of the episcopate by the local Gallo-Roman aristocracy from the first third of the 5th century onwards.
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